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Last Updated: 22.06.2025 06:06
Loons and Moons
No go.
share office space ...
How do scammers communicate? Do they have a specific language or slang?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Freaks and Cheeks
Thumbs down again.
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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Still no good.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
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Analysis & Anal Cysts
Next, they tried...
Everyone loved it.
Still no good
Catatonics & High Colonics
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Another attempt resulted in ...
Hysterias & Posteriors
Why is Elvis Presley so controversial? Why do so many people love him and others despise him?
Minds and Behinds
They put up a sign reading
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
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Just Forget it!
Unacceptable again!
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
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Then came..
No way
Nuts and Butts
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So, the docs changed it to read
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
No, not a chance
So they tried
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...